I am a true, dedicated fan of the Kardashian women. Really! I was one of the first to try plumping my lips like Kylie and have been using her favorite MAC lipsticks ever since to get a Jenner-like pout. You can imagine, then, that it has been especially devastating to me that I have not been able to get my claws on one of the young star's lip kits.
In case you haven't heard (and excuse me, but how have you not?), the three lipstick and pencil duos have sold out within mere minutes — twice. Both times I have tried to purchase them and have failed. Seeing all the gorgeous girls who did snap up a set made this even more upsetting.
I'm finally coming to terms with the fact that I won't be wearing a Kylie Jenner-approved lip color to my holiday parties this year, but getting to this level of acceptance wasn't an easy process. If you're a true KJ fan, you're likely going through some of the same struggles. Read on for a journey through every feeling I've had so far, as told by Kim, Khloé, and the rest of the krew.
WTF is going on? It is way too early for this level of chatter.
How am I supposed to deal with such a short amount of notice? I haven't started to understand my feelings on this yet.
Will these products be good? Do I really need more mauve lipsticks?
Literally. In 60 seconds. Are you kidding me?
You start contacting anyone and everyone in the name of tracking down your own Lip Kit.
Will there even be more in the future? How can I go on?
How is this even fair? Lord! Give me just one of them, not even all three. You vow to try again the next time they are available for sale.
This is their retort. Why won't they sacrifice $10,000 on eBay in the name of my happiness?
Maybe an ode to her lips in the form of song will be enough . . .
You are in a murderous rage. If you saw a Lip Kit in front of you, you would snap it in half out of spite.
I guess I'll settle for dupes of the three shades for now.