16 Headaches Only Girls With Bangs Will Understand
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As if girls didn't have enough hair problems, for some reason many of us decided to pile on extra frustration by cutting bangs. The thing about bangs, though, is that when they behave, they can change your whole look. Poof! Now you're Audrey Hepburn. Bam! Did someone ask if Zooey Deschanel has a twin? Bangs are like a great statement bag, except they're free and will go with any outfit. And therein lies the temptation to decorate our foreheads.
However, when bangs go awry, which they oft do, they can drive you nearly homicidal — or at least itching to buzz your whole head. Don't even get us started on growing them out — that might just explain why we keep cutting them, just so we can avoid having to go through that awkward, seemingly infinite in-between phase. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Take a look at the many problems us fringe-lovers deal with daily.
They're Always in Your Eyes
Even though it feels like you just trimmed them yesterday.
By the Afternoon, You Have to Refluff Them, and Often
Or else they get all piecey and start to look like grass plastered onto your head.
Wind-Swept Takes On a Whole New Meaning
Even the slightest breeze can make them clump together and resemble a hair sculpture-bird's nest hybrid.
Cutting Your Bangs Can Be an Extremely Precarious Activity
Because one wrong cut and you're screwed.
You Can't Make Sudden or Dramatic Movements Anymore
Unless you're OK with messing up the whole world order on your forehead.
You're Always Fussing With Your Hair
There's something about having bangs that makes you have bouts of hair insecurity every five minutes.
Victoria's Secret Angels Never Have Bangs
The first word that comes to mind when describing a girl with bangs is rarely "sultry."
Skipping a Wash Is a Thing of the Past
But sometimes you'll cheat and just do the "bang wash," aka sticking your bangs under the faucet.
We Can No Longer Do This
At least not without it looking superawkward and messing up our fringe.
We Can't Do This Either
Our bangs would get all splayed and unruly . . . sigh. Our bangs are boss.