Aside from being a beauty editor, the dream job we aspired to while growing up, was being the person who came up with all the clever names on makeup packaging. While some shades may be less than inspiring ("warm beige," anyone?) and others are just silly, there are a few brands that go for shock value. And these are, in our opinion, the most naughtily named, titillating product titles. From the aptly dubbed Lashgasm mascara to the unabashed Sex eye shadow, these beautifiers are bound to ruffle a few feathers . . . in a good way. But be warned — at least one of them is NSFW!
Everyone knows it's the size of the wand ($21) that counts . . . but don't forget to wiggle!
This orchid shade ($17) will make you want to strut your stuff no matter what anyone says.
No matter where your head's at, this is a sexy shade of lipstick ($17).
Mascara is like sex or pizza — even when it's bad, it's still pretty great — but this one ($23) lives up to its name.
Rule34 ($20) states that if it exists on the Internet, there's pornography of it.
We're pretty sure that this blush ($30) isn't referencing the Watergate scandal.
You're going to shout, "Oh my God!" once you see your lashes after using this mascara ($21).
This fuchsia polish ($18) is the perfect shade for getting frisky.
Frédéric Malle's Carnal Flower ($380) fragrance smells as sexy as the name.
Nars has a cult following around their Orgasm products — they're the perfect shade of blush pink ($30) — but it doesn't make it any less awkward when people ask what you're wearing.