Y'All Mind If I Thirst Over Grey's Anatomy's New "Ortho God" Real Quick?

Here's one of the most recent pictures of our bae. You know, just so you have a rough idea of what he'll look like all dressed up in his scrubs.

That smile! That slight dimple! That one piece of hair that seems to have so effortlessly come out of place!

Listen, I'm not going to lie. The shirt is a lot. But everything else is 100.

Look, he's holding a guitar!

Wow, he's holding ANOTHER guitar. Get you a man who can do both. Or, like, get you a man who can do the same thing in slightly different variations.

What's that? You want to throw it back to 2004? Same.

While we're here, please admire this very handsome middle part from Suburban Girl.

And let's not forget this handsomeness (and beige suit) from The O.C., OK?

Just one more pic from The O.C., I promise.

This still may be from a movie titled Shark Night 3D, but we can see his abs, and that is what's important.

Look at that dazzling smile. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!

No offense, but I would look through at least 100 pictures of Chris Carmack playing a guitar in a suit and tie.

Did I say that was my last pic from The O.C.? I lied. Sorry. In my defense, look at that coiffed hair.

OK, time to switch over to Nashville, where the homoerotic energy is getting me very hot and bothered.

If you need me, I'll be staring at this and sighing for the next week or two. Do Not Disturb, please and thanks.

I take it back, I'll be staring at this one for the next week or two.

Anyway, here's "Wonderwall."

Did you know Chris Carmack is in the third Butterfly Effect film? Did you know there was a third Butterfly Effect film? Either way, let's admire these cheekbones as a group.

Thank you for coming to my lecture about Chris Carmack's face. Please write a 500-word essay about his beauty and cheekbones, due at the end of the week.