50 Everyday Observations That Chrissy Teigen Turned Into Twitter Gold

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Chrissy Teigen is the queen of a lot of things: whipping up meals that make us side-eye our sad takeout, posting ridiculously cute photos of her daughter, and transforming us into the heart eyes emoji anytime she talks about John Legend. But above all, she's the Queen of Twitter. It seems like a week can't pass without people praising her for an epic clapback or hilariously relatable observations about life, and the praise is totally warranted. In honor of her social media savviness (a lame phrase Chrissy would probably make fun of us on Twitter for, let's be honest), let's take a walk down memory lane (memory newsfeed?) and bask in the glory of her best tweets.

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On the Art of Shaving:

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On Being Polite:

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On Her Hobbies:

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On Faux Celebrity Apologies:

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On Unoriginal Twitter Trolls:

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On Her Undying Love of Tater Tots:

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On Coveted Internships:

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On Annoying MacBook Updates:

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On Being a Terrible Pick For the Next James Bond Movie:

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On the Glory of the Real Housewives:

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On Tamagotchis:

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On Hostessing Tips:

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On True Relationship Goals:

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On Dwayne Johnson's Fitness Regimen:

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On Her Husband's Ego:

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On Her Apparent Obsession With Jon and Kate Plus 8:

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On Shamelessly Loving Convenience:

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On Her Contributions to the Music Industry:

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On Chicken Pot Pies:

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On the Magic of 11:11:

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On the Sad Lives of Twitter Trolls:

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On Useless iPhone Apps:

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On Flavored Vodka:

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On Pokémon Go:

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On the Realities of Being a Mom:

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On Helping Out Her Fans:

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On the Wonders of Beef Jerky:

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On the Only Downside of Showering:

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On Modern Dating Tips:

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On Unexpected Friends:

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On Photoshop:

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On John's Shower Habits:

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On a Lasting Relationship:

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On Laziness:

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On Aging:

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On Feb. 29:

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On Everyone's Secret Shame:

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On Penises:

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On Life's Tough Choices:

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On Dedication to Room Service:

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On John's Travel Plans:

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On the Perils of Mannequin Stores:

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On Brainstorming Potential App Ideas:

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On Uber:

45

On Being a Helicopter Parent:

46

On Memorable Dates:

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On Human Anatomy:

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On Fond Memories:

49

On the Ups and Downs of Flying:

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On Health Tips:

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