Warning: Zac Efron's Gloriously Sexy Beard Will Make You Feel a Whole Lot of Things

OK, here's the thing: Zac Efron has always been my number one. I've been majorly crushing on him since his days in Summerland — back when he had the most adorable gap between his teeth and everyone foolishly preferred Jesse McCartney — and I dare say that my infatuation with all things Efron will never stop. Zac stares down at me from a calendar as I sit at my desk, and I would be lying if I said that calendar isn't one of my most prized possessions. But I digress.

Though his new blond hair has done nothing to reduce his appeal, my favorite photos of Zac are from Instagram, featuring his bulging muscles and a glorious, glorious beard. After immediately sharing the snaps with my girlfriends and slightly hating myself for being so jealous of a horse, I thought it would be a crime not to share this with the world. So, dear reader, here are a whole host of photos of Zac, his muscles, and his beautiful beard. You're welcome.