29 Moments From Beyoncé's Lemonade That We STILL Haven't Recovered From

Lights. Camera. Action.

We would've watched this for an hour, honestly.

Metaphorical significance: this storm is Beyoncé, coming forth to wreck all our lives.

That's not wind, that's just a Beyoncé fan.

Guess Beyoncé knows how thirsty we've all been.

You take that hood off, girl. Damn.

How. How?

Like, Beyoncé even drowns flawlessly.

Can't think of a better place for some self-reflection, you know?

Only Beyoncé could cause literal explosions by merely unleashing her runway walk.

We should all be more like Beyoncé when our lives are falling apart.

So many lives were ended in this moment. Praise Bey.

This camera is all of us after Lemonade aired.

Release that water, Bey! Release it!!

Is there any way we can enter every single room like this from now on?

When Bey gets angry, we get angry.

Even when Beyoncé is evidently judging the sh*t out of us, we accept it with gratitude.

Beyoncé does not catch keys. Keys just fly into her hands without invitation. That's some Harry Potter "accio keys" sh*t if we've ever seen it.

It's like staring into the sun.

Dead.

Admit it: you've definitely sat fully clothed in a bathtub at some point. We all have.

TELL 'EM, BEY.

In this shot, Beyoncé is probably ascending to heaven, where her new album has been safely stored away. Thank you for the lemonade, Bey.

HIT US WITH IT! HIT US WITH IT!

Hey, Bey, where you goin'? Asking for a friend.

Like, we've all been on weird bus rides, right? While this one might take the cake, we'd still buy a ticket, you feel?

Just put us out of our misery. We're not worthy.

We have no idea who it is, but this diva lives in a castle and came to slay, b*tch.

All it takes is one direct look from Beyoncé and your skin will clear up and your hair will shine brighter than it has in years, or your whole life.