3 Years of Amy and Tina's Best Golden Globes Jokes
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have officially nailed the Golden Globe Awards three times. In 2013, they took the show by storm; in 2014, they were practically pros; and this year, their monologue was funnier than ever before. Since they won't be back next year — we're rooting for Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader — we'd like to take this moment to celebrate the 11 jokes the duo has made that we'll never forget. Source: Getty / Handout
"When it comes to torture, I trust the woman who was married to James Cameron." — Amy, on Kathryn Bigelow's 2012 movie, Zero Dark Thirty
"Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu, and I hear she's amazing in it." — Amy, saluting Streep's skills at everything in 2013
"Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares." — Tina, burning 2013 nominee Quentin Tarantino
"Congratulations, Lena, glad we got you through middle school." — Tina, in response to Lena Dunham's 2013 acceptance speech for best actress in a TV comedy or musical
"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio." — Tina, being generally hilarious in 2014
"I love you, there's a special place in hell for you." — Tina, poking fun at Taylor Swift's infamous Vanity Fair quote in 2014
"Hi Julia, you know us from TV." — Tina, on how 2014 nominee Julia Louis-Dreyfus is too good for them now
"Matt, don't take this the wrong way, but tonight you're basically a garbage person." — Amy, on how Matt Damon wasn't the most famous person in the room in 2014
"And Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby." — Amy, joking about Into the Woods in 2015
"George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person UN commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight . . . her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award." — Tina, essentially calling George Clooney a trophy husband in 2015
"Our next presenter is known by only one name, Winfrey!" — Tina, calling out Oprah in 2015