Good Times at the Globes: Tina and Amy's Best Quotes

"Matt, don't take this the wrong way, but tonight you're basically a garbage person." — Amy on how Damon isn't the most famous person in the room.

"He lost 45 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie." — Tina on Matthew McConaughey's transformation for Dallas Buyers Club.

"Where is Amy? Can we get a shot of her? Wow, amazing!" — Amy asking the camera to find her in the audience, then showing a shot of Jennifer Lawrence.

"I never win, so I can't believe I won." — Amy, who finally won for Parks and Recreation.

"Hi Julia, you know us from TV." — Tina and Amy on how Enough Said nominee Julia Louis-Dreyfus is too good for them now.

"George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age." — Tina joking about Sandra Bullock's Gravity costar.

"Like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio." — Tina being generally hilarious.

"I love you, there's a special place in hell for you." — Tina poking fun at Taylor Swift's infamous Vanity Fair quote.

"Interesting trivia: the original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory." — Tina commenting on the copious amount of wigs in American Hustle.

"If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties." — Amy on Hill's creepy scene in The Wolf of Wall Street.