If your child watches television, then you know that sinking feeling that occurs when you hear the opening bars of their favorite show's high-pitched theme song all too well. We're aware that there's no deeper dread than knowing you have to sit through a half hour of Caillou's voice or Mickey Mouse's giggle on your TV's highest volume, so we compiled a list of 25 things we'd rather do instead.
If we never had to watch an episode of My Little Pony or Bob the Builder again, we'd happily comply with this awful list, and we think you might as well.