If you are a parent, you've probably heard, "You'll never sleep again!" from no fewer that 500 friends, family members, and strangers. Unfortunately, they weren't kidding. After putting down the baby for a peaceful night's rest, you'll soon realize there is no such thing for you. And then, as a matter of course, comes your oops moment. But as a veteran of the no-sleep club, I'm here to tell you there's no need to be embarrassed.
Yes, you're wondering how the heck you're going to face a day of kid wrangling, commuting, working, cleaning, cooking, and general life maintenance without a few hours of shut-eye. You probably won't. But know even though you didn't accomplish your to-do list and feel like a walking train wreck, you'll still be a super parent in the eyes of your loving children.
So if you're just joining the sleep-deprived parents' society, welcome! If you're an old pro, welcome back! Enjoy these 50 things I've done as a sleep deprived mom (that you've probably done, too).