23 Reasons Toddlers Are Seriously the Worst
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Whether your toddler is in the throes of the terrible twos or has crossed into the dreaded threenager phase, there's one thing every parent of a toddler can agree upon: toddlers are the damn worst. Sure, they're snuggly, they're cute, they have the best style, plus a million other reasons to love 'em, but they can also be assh*les.
Ahead, we gathered 23 reasons and pretty definitive proof that toddlers are the freakin' worst.
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They throw tantrums like it’s their job.
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They're never fully clothed (even when you JUST dressed them).
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They take their clothes off in public.
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They never end up wanting the food they asked for.
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And take it out on you like it's your fault.
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They always need the cup, plate, or spoon that’s in the dishwasher.
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Their interests change minute-to-minute.
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As do their moods.
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They can’t handle peeing on a toilet.
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They won't ever go to bed when you ask them to.
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They can never find their shoes.
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They cry way more than it seems humanly possible.
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They're always trying to get into places they shouldn't.
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They eat things off the floor before you can realize what they've done.
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They want to do everything by themselves, which is time-consuming and messy.
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They wake up at the ass crack of dawn.
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But then won't nap.
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But also fall asleep randomly at the drop of a hat.
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They're always hungry.
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But won't eat anything nutritious.
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They're always stealing your phone.
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They're constantly making a mess.
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