11 Reasons Pizza Is Your True BFF
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While you're over there making your friendship bracelets, I'll be over here eating my pizza. Because pizza is my BFF. Humans are too high maintenance, they can wait. The "circle of life" actually refers to the spherical powers of pizza. If you're looking to deepen your connection to the 'za, read the following reasons it makes the very best of friends.
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Pizza will always pick up the phone when you call.
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Pizza will never whine about going to the club with you.
03
Pizza will talk to your crush for you.
04
Pizza makes you look cute.
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Pizza doesn't make you feel bad when you ask for money.
06
Pizza can easily go with you anywhere.
07
Pizza will be there for all your big life events.
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Pizza is there for you when you're sad.
09
Pizza will intervene during your awkward moments.
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Pizza will keep your pets company while you're away.
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