I dread going to the dentist. I avoid it at all costs — maybe that's why I got two root canals last year. Not only does it make me nervous to go, but I don't enjoy a second of it. Those people who fall asleep while getting a cavity filled? I don't understand them. If you think going to the dentist is literally the worst, you'll understand these truths.
The suspense is killer.
How the hell do they understand what you're saying?
OK, maybe it's been a month since I flossed, but who's counting?
Can someone explain what's happening?
How long do you have to sit there for?
Isn't that enough of a reason to hate the dentist?