Chrissy Teigen's Tweets About Being a New Mom Will Make You Laugh, Then Cringe

Chrissy Teigen welcomed her first child, daughter Luna Simone Stephens, last week, and the model, cookbook author, and social media star is already cracking us up with her hilarious musings about motherhood. Between sharing adorable photos of her baby girl, Chrissy has been treating her followers to an inner monologue of being a new mom, from revealing what she had to wear home from the hospital after giving birth to picking out her own "push present." Keep reading to see all of Chrissy's funniest tweets so far, then look back on all the gems she posted while she was pregnant.


When She Made Sure Everyone Knew John Legend Was Doing Well After Luna's Birth


When She Had to Relearn How to Tweet


When She and Luna Left the Hospital in Matching Outfits


When She Noticed That Luna May Get Confused About Animals Someday

Chrissy and John's bulldog, Penny, has three legs.


When She Picked Out the Perfect Gift For Herself . . .


. . . Then Maybe Reconsidered It


When She Answered This Question With the Utmost Sarcasm