34 Times You Wanted to Rename Captain America Captain Sexypants
The sexy Avenger lovingly known as Cap returned in Captain America: Civil War this year, and he just seems to be getting better with age. Thor may be the sexiest demigod alive, but there's something so hot about clean-cut Captain America. Yep, it's clean-cut Chris Evans, and every time he plays this superhero role, we swoon at it all: the muscles, the honor, the uniform, and duh, the face. To salute the hottest man in the Marvel universe, we're serving up all the reasons he's the sexiest Avenger.
He Starts Small, but He Has Big Character
But He's Scrappy
And Then When He's Transformed Into Captain America, It's Jaw-Dropping
Yeah, We'd Touch It Too.
Even If His Early Fame Isn't All It's Cracked Up to Be
He Can't Believe Those Arms
And Neither Can We
Nor Can This Guy
He's Also Very Cute in Uniform
What a Sexy Cliché
He's Charmingly Awkward
Oh, I fondue for you.
He's So, So Serious About His Duty
His Sense of Honor Is So Strong
So Is His Hair
He Looks Hot in Glasses Too
He Never Gives Up on Those He Loves
He Regulates When He Needs To
His Commands Are Strong and Concise
He's Even Funny in His Own Way!
Even When He Doesn't Mean to Be
He's Adapted His Weird Situation Into Humor
He's Amazing in Action
And He Knows It
It's Like the Shield Is an Extension of Him
He Can Take on Several Men at Once
But He's Also Excellent as Part of a Team
He Runs Circles Around Everyone
Oh, and He Is Not Shy About Macking
Don't be fooled by that "Aw, shucks," nature.
He's Pretty Good at It Too