If You're Not Following Lizzo's Flute on Instagram, What Are You Even Doing With Your Life?

Some people make second Instagram accounts for their pet dog or their future baby, but Lizzo? She has one solely dedicated to her shiny silver flute named Sasha, and, yep, the entire page is just as hysterically entertaining as you'd expect. Back in January, Lizzo nabbed the Instagram handle @sashabefluting as a nod to her own handle, @lizzobeeating, and since then, the beloved woodwind instrument has garnered nearly 200,000 followers (although, I personally think that number should exceed one million by now, TBH).

Lizzo — er, Sasha — regularly shares photos and narrated videos from her own sassy point of view, each with an LOL-worthy caption capable of clearing your acne, paying your bills, and curing you of all your ailments. Truly only Lizzo could make following an inanimate object on social media this fun. Ahead, check out some of Sasha's funniest Instagram posts to date, and if you haven't already slammed that blue "follow" button on her 'gram yet, then you may as well just delete the app because it's no longer worth having without her glorious posts in your newsfeed. Sasha Flute 2020, y'all.

Sasha's Instagram Debut Came in the Form of This Blurry Photo

Of Course, Sasha Had to Document Her Television Debut on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

ICYMI, Flutes Are Totally Capable of Getting Hungover, Too

Please Enjoy Lizzo's Cover of "Survivor" With a Little Help From Sasha

A Very Jet-Lagged Sasha Shared This Funny Clip

Damn, Sasha — Can You Share Your Contouring Tips?

Ugh, the Things I Would Do to Interview Sasha Like This

Lesson Learned: Don't Wake Up a Flute Before Her Alarm Clock Goes Off

Sasha Celebrated Lizzo's Birthday Cake in the Most Savage Way Possible

Here's Sasha Casually Rocking Lizzo's Over-the-Top Met Gala Outfit

She Couldn't Resist Sharing This Iconic Clip From Her BET Awards Debut

Sasha Always Thanks Her Followers For the Support Like the Respectful Queen She Is

Here's How Sasha Gets Ready in the Morning, in Case You Were Wondering

This Post-Glastonbury Festival Video Has Me Cackling

Yes, We Did Miss You, B*tch

Sasha Helped Lizzo Re-Create This Hysterical Crying Flautist Picture

Looks Like People Are Finally Starting to Accept Sasha as Lizzo's Actual Sidekick

Sasha Is Out Here Snatching Wigs Left and Right — No, Literally