The Funniest Jokes From the Justin Bieber Roast You Should Definitely Steal
Comedy Central's "Roast of Justin Bieber" featured some harsh burns about its young subject (and some below-the-belt jokes about Selena Gomez), but it was also a night for a handful of seasoned comedians to whip out their stand-up, alongside a few stars who rocked some unexpectedly good zingers too. Some jokes were so good that you can totally steal them and retell them — you just have to change up the context a bit.
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When you need to make fun of the music
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When you need a timely joke about someone's appearance
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When you need a new "You're so old" burn
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When you need a joke about promiscuity
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When you need a new punchline for "Time flies when . . . "
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When you need a fresh short-person joke
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When you need to call out religious hypocrisy
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When you want to make a not-too-edgy joke about Bill Cosby
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When you need a joke about a revealing outfit
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