Apparently Chrissy Teigen's Son Has Already One-Upped Luna For an All-Too-Real Reason

Updated on May 29, 2018 at 10:55 AM

Chrissy Teigen welcomed her second child, a son named Miles, on May 16, and she's already back to making the internet snort-laugh on both Twitter and Instagram with comments about her birth and postpartum experience (she compared her mesh underwear to Korean pears á la Ali Wong's Hard Knock Wife joke). In a tweet three days following Miles's birth, Chrissy took to Twitter to update her followers on her "postpartum life" with an all-too-real comment that will make you both cringe and hysterical laugh.

I can confirm postpartum life is 90% better when you don't rip to your butthole. Baby boy: 1 point. Luna: 0

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018

It's possibly more than we needed to know, but hey, that's Chrissy's overall MO, isn't it? Plus, her tweet inspired a hilarious reply chain that added even more humor to the entire thing.

Your doctor must have been woeful, love. Mine's the same age, I had over 100 internal and external stitches and I healed fine. Back in the saddle in six weeks.

— Annalise Webb (@annalise_webb) May 20, 2018

lol bless you this is so cute

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018

Keep oversharing, Chrissy — we love you for it.

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Apparently Chrissy Teigen's Son Has Already One-Upped Luna For an All-Too-Real Reason

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