The Worst Letters Sent Home From Your Kid's School
Typically when I find a letter from my daughter's school in her backpack, I brace myself. Particularly if it's in a sealed envelope. Because in the days of emails and texts, parents of school-age children are still on the receiving end of some old-fashioned doozies from their school — and while some are perfectly harmless, some are just the opposite. So if you've ever gotten a dreaded note on official school letterhead, then you'll probably appreciate our roundup of the 14 worst letters to have sent home from your child's school.
The Sex Education Letter
Here we go.
The Class Pet Letter
Guess who's getting company this weekend?
The Lice Letter
This is one of the absolute worst letters to find in your child's backpack. The same goes for letters about ringworm, pinkeye, or the stomach bug.
The "Please Talk to Your Child" Letter
Oh, you'll definitely be having a few words with Jazzmeka.
The Biter Letter
I don't know what's worse: getting a note that your kid is a biter or that your kid has been bitten.
The Swear Letter
Oh sh*t.
The Fundraising Letter
Candles, wrapping paper, chocolate, magazines . . .
The Homework For Parents Letter
Your child needs a shirt with 100 of something glued to it, tomorrow. Thanks!
The Detention Letter
What's worse? Having a detention letter sent home or finding out your kid is a Belieber?
The "Incident" Letter
Mountain lion, coral snake, gas leak, child predator trying to lure kids . . .
The Passive-Aggressive Crazy Letter
I hope you can see how Colette telling her classmates she is going to kill them is unacceptable.
The "Teacher Is Leaving" Letter
This one is especially hard if you really liked your child's teacher.
The "Your Child May Not Graduate" Letter
And now it gets real.
The Weapon Letter
This is a letter no parent likes to receive but that is sadly all too common.