Resting Bitch Face China Plates
If You've Been Told You Have "Resting B*tch Face," Might We Suggest This F*cking Brilliant China Set?
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If you've ever been told you have "resting b*tch face," first off, apologies. Your face, whether resting or b*tchy or both or neither, is quite frankly not something that's up for discussion by anyone other than your reflection in the mirror. But because we live in a world where that sentiment isn't much appreciated, there is now a china set dedicated to coming up with alternative names for "RBF."
The hysterical line of ornately patterned dishware, available on Etsy, is the epic collaboration of "feminist rage china" by Lou Brown Vintage and hilarious McSweeney's writer Susan Harlan.
The limited-edition plates (hurry, there are only a few of each style left at most!) are nine inches in diameter, are shipped ready to hang on your frame gallery wall, and are the ultimate clap back to anyone who thinks you should smile more.
"I Will Chop Off Your Head Face" Plate
Try to resist throwing this "I Will Chop Off Your Head Face" plate ($56) at whoever keeps interrupting you.
"Please Stop Touching My Arm Face" Place
It's not convenient to stow this "Please Stop Touching My Arm Face" plate ($56) in your handbag before you head out to a coffee shop or bar, but you'll be glad you did when whatever gross pick-up line lands in your general direction.
"Your Defensiveness Is Boring To Me Face" Plate
Savvy professionals would keep a stash of the "Your Defensiveness Is Boring To Me Face" plate ($56) at their desks.
"I'm Waiting For You To Ask Me a Single Thing About Myself Face" Plate
Bad dates are made slightly better with the "I'm Waiting For You To Ask Me a Single Thing About Myself Face" plate ($56).
"Jane Austen Face" Plate
The classy way to deal with an annoying social situation is to serve appetizers on the "Jane Austen Face" plate ($56).
"I Would Strongly Suggest That You Stop Talking Face" Plate
Whether you're in a heated debate with your great uncle or hashing it out in the comments section of a Facebook post, this "I Would Strongly Suggest That You Stop Talking Face" plate ($56) will have your back.
