Hopefully there's a beach in Flavortown, because we've found the perfect thing to wear to it: a Guy Fieri swimsuit. And no, you're not seeing things: this one-piece swimsuit featuring Guy Fieri's signature frosted tips, over-the-top expression, goatee, and flame sunglasses is 100 percent real. We're not sure whose idea this was, but the swimsuit is for sale on a website called Beloved — at least, it was for sale for $50. It currently appears to be sold out, which means there are plenty of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives fans who can't wait to rock this bizarre fashion item.
It comes as no surprise that the Guy Fieri swimsuit is from the same company that introduced the world to the "sexy chest swimsuit," which might be even more difficult to look at. The brand claims its message is that "it's OK to wear pizza on your clothing. Or anything else you want, really." And it's not messing around. Guy Fieri, hairy chests, avocado . . . what's next?