Scott/Santa Claus: "Hey, Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts, and then I'll fall in love?"
Cupid: "First of all, they're not darts; they're arrows. Second of all, no can do."
Scott/Santa Claus: "Why not?"
Cupid: "Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago."