Penis-Shaped Lipsticks Will Leave You Feeling Very Confused About Life

We never thought we'd say this: you can buy penis-shaped lipsticks for $17 on Amazon. Instagram users are taking to social media to show off this bizarre item from Princessa USA Mushroom. At first glance, the packaging looks completely normal — the lipsticks come in a set of 12 called the Diamond Dream. But not all is as it seems . . .

Once you open the tubes, a surprise pops up. Depending on your color preference, you can choose to apply a bright red or pale pink to your lips.

Unfortunately, these penis-shaped lipsticks don't come in all shapes and sizes, just in a variety of colors.

Though we wouldn't consider this a beauty staple we'd keep in our bags 24/7, we do love the idea of phallic products as party favors or even as a prank on your friends. Truth be told, we wouldn't mind a friend sending one to us for the laughs. And, when you do receive a dick lipstick, you gotta Instagram it.