Dog subscription box company BarkBox just made my Home Alone dreams come true — and I don't even have a dog. The limited-edition toys and treats in its Home Alone November boxes feature a myriad of amazing references from the classic holiday movie, including Harry's gold tooth (a rubber squeak toy), one of Kevin's paint cans (a stuffed toy with a hidden plaything inside), and Little Nero's Pizza (the fictional pizza place's logo graces a bag of lamb treats).
The boxes, which line up perfectly with Home Alone's 30th anniversary this year, have all kinds of dogs in mind. If your doggo prefers to snuggle up to their toys, the stuffed offerings in BarkBox's Home Alone-themed classic box are simultaneously hilarious and adorable. If a stuffed toy wouldn't last a minute around your precious pup, the Super Chewer box features fluff-free, durable chew toys within the movie's theme.
And if, like me, you don't even have a dog, you can gift either or both boxes to a friend — a perfect gift in my Home Alone-loving opinion! Ahead, check out what's in each box and shop them both.
You can subscribe to BarkBox to receive its Home Alone November box ($35 for a single box) or you can gift the box for the same price! The box includes two themed toys, two full-size bags of corn-, soy-, and wheat-free treats, and a meaty chew.
The stuffed Oh-Kay Plumbing & Heating van has a squeaker inside and comes in different sizes depending on the size of your dog.
Kevin's stuffed paint can is meant to be torn to bits – inside is another toy (spoiler: it's an Angels With Filthy Souls VHS tape toy!).
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
Even the stuffed version of Buzz's tarantula gives us the heebie-jeebies, but your dog will love its squeaker and crinkle noises!
You can subscribe to BarkBox to receive its Home Alone Super Chewer November box ($45 for a single box) or you can gift the box for the same price! The box includes two themed fluff-free toys, two full-size bags of corn-, soy-, and wheat-free treats, and two meaty chews.
The McCallister doorknob toy is solid nylon and transparent rubber, and the side that burns Harry's hand even glows in the dark!
This version of the Oh-Kay van is rubber and holds treats that dispense from the bottom.
This hilarious reference in toy form is rubber with a squeaky center and has a peanut butter scent.
Unlike Kevin's ornaments in the movie, this one won't destroy your feet if you step on it. It's made of glow-in-the-dark rubber, and it has a vanilla scent and a squeaker.
This version of the Angels With Filthy Souls VHS tape has a cheese pizza scent and is made from rubber. It also has a squeaker inside and a reinforced nylon strap up top.
These themed treats may just be our favorite part! The classic BarkBox comes with Porka King of the Midwest pork-recipe treats and Look What Ya Did Ya Little Jerky! duck-jerky treats. The Super Chewer box comes with a full-size bag of Little Nero's Lamburger Pizza lamb-recipe treats and Marv! Duck! duck-recipe treats.