Finding the perfect ugly Christmas sweater usually takes some online digging, but this year, Amazon is selling a slew of truly heinous pullovers that will surely make any holiday party a heck of a lot more festive. As a Christmas and feline enthusiast, I like to order my garb way ahead of the season — hey, no one likes dealing with sold-out products, right? — which is how I stumbled across these gems that are sure to turn heads.
Whether you're pining for a sweater that shows cats surfing on pizza or want to go a more straightforward route by sporting a top featuring a kitty in a Santa hat, there are loads of insanely questionable options. Keep reading to shop some of our favorite picks.
Channel your inner holiday hipster with an Idgreatim Ugly Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt ($26) that will get the party started.
Can someone please tell me the inspiration behind this truly one-of-a-kind and slightly terrifying RAISEVERN Ugly Christmas Sweater ($26)? I'll be waiting.
This TUONROAD Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt ($25) is edging on the verge of cute, and I've already ordered one.
Cats in scarves and pizza slices adorned with ornaments just make this UNICOMIDEA Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt ($26) work.
There's a whole lot going on with this Cutiefox Digital Print Crew Neck Pullover Christmas Sweater ($24), not to mention the cat's facial expression. Yeesh!
Is it just me or is this Cutiefox Digital Print Crew Neck Pullover Christmas Sweater ($21) making you uncomfortable in the best possible way?
I'm honestly not totally sure where to begin with this incredibly eye-catching Uideazone Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt ($27). I just love it.
I'd love to meet whoever designed this Idgreatim Ugly Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt ($27), which combines a cat, boxing gloves, fire, holiday presents, and . . . skulls? Talk about a job well done.
Felines and pizza? Sign us up! This playful Idgreatim Ugly Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt ($26) combines our two favorite things.
Nothing like an especially busy Idgreatim Ugly Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt ($26), featuring a whole lot of cats and a few too many jingle bells, to get you in the spirit.
Honestly, what the heck is going on with this Cutiefox Digital Print Crew Neck Pullover Christmas Sweater ($25)? Cats lifting weights? Sign me up.