Signs You're a Cat Lady
7 Surefire Signs You're a Card-Carrying Member of the Cat Lady Club
It starts out innocently enough. You adopt a cat (fine, maybe two or three) because they're furry and cute and you just watched that God-forsaken ASPCA commercial for the 90th time and you couldn't help yourself. But you swear you'll never turn into one of them: a cat lady.
But then, before you know it — BAM! — you're sitting on your couch sporting a Meowy Catmas shirt in the middle of July, ordering a stockpile of catnip mouses on Amazon, and reading up on Martha Stewart's cats for fun.
Its OK, you can admit it — cat lady life is the best life. Still a tad bit in denial that you've crossed over into cat lady territory? Well, read ahead to confirm what you already suspect is true: you're a cat lady through and through.
1 Your Keyboards Aren't For Typing Anymore
2 Your Interior Decor Taste Has, Um, Shifted
3 Your Cat's Closet Competes With Your Own
4 Drinking Alone Is No Longer an Option
5 Eating Alone Is No Longer an Option, Either
6 You No Longer Have a Specific Side of the Bed
7 You've Started Hoarding Shopping Bags and Empty Boxes Like It's Your Job
