Jimmy Fallon's "Wheel of Decisions" Sketch About Trump Will Have You in Tears of Laughter

Donald Trump's recent orders like the Muslim ban have been confusing and upsetting to not only citizens but also other politicians. In a funny sketch, Jimmy Fallon plays Trump and speculates how the president might actually be making these decisions.

Speaking about the ban, he says, "In regards to immigrants: You have two choices. Get out or marry me," referring to how two out of Trump's three wives have been immigrants. And about his contentious cabinet selections, Fallon's character jokes that "I have a very specific selection process. This is my golden nomination cage, and I spin it exactly three times . . . I reach in with my giant hands and if the ball is white I nominate a Wall Street insider. If the ball is black I nominate Ben Carson."

For executive orders, Fallon says, "Whenever I need to make an executive decision, I simply give my Huge Wheel of Decisions a big spin." The wheel has various ridiculous orders Trump could make on it, including "outlaw falafel," "fire all teachers," and "nuke the moon just to see what happens," mixed in with orders Trump has actually implemented like "repeal Obamacare." Fallon also pokes fun at Trump's refusal to admit the truth or anything remotely negative about himself, saying, "In conclusionally, I would literally say that no one was upset this week."

The segment finishes with Trump deciding to appoint a nominee to the Supreme Court with a "Wheel of Names," which includes "Me" and names like Kenny G, Steve Harvey, and even Adele Dazeem, a reference to the name John Travolta once accidentally called Idina Menzel.

Watch the video above for some comic relief to a completely unfunny past week.