Warning: Major Game of Thrones spoilers ahead.
Hey, um, I don't know if you guys have heard, but GAME OF THRONES HAS RETURNED! HBO's hit fantasy drama roared back into our lives on Sunday, and let's just say that the season seven premiere does not disappoint. There's drama, marriage proposals, and a crazy cameo, for starters, as well as a sick burn involving man buns (yes, really). While the episode ends with a lot still up in the air, there's one thing we know for sure: this season is going to be an emotional roller coaster. See every important moment from the premiere ahead!
Like . . . he definitely died . . . right?
"Tell them Winter came for House Frey."
Also, it looks like Bran is possibly able to warg into the White Walker's giant.
After (maybe) warging into the giant wight, Bran and Meera arrive safe and sound (well, basically) at The Wall. Jon isn't there, obviously, but they're able to tell Eddison Tollett that they've seen the Night's King.
After some of the men balk at Jon's suggestion that women need to learn how to fight, too, Bear Island's pint-size leader all but spits in their faces. “I don’t plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me," she retorts. "And I don’t need your permission to defend the North." Right on, sister.
It looks like the power struggle between them is going to be super real this season (which Littlefinger is clearly psyched about).
"You have to be smarter than Father," Sansa says, while assuring him he's a good ruler. "And you need to be smarter than Robb."
C'mon, bro. Sansa is savvy as hell.
Jaime out here with those harsh truths!
Featuring uplifting quotes like: "Our children are dead — we're the last of us," "Our baby boy killed himself," and, "They’re ashes now, and we’re still flesh and blood."
Seeing leather leggings in Westeros is bizarre, but also we're not complaining because he looks damn good all of a sudden?
Although Euron does promise he'll return to King's Landing with a gift so spectacular that she won't be able to deny him next time. Uh-oh.
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Pun intended.
Hermione Granger would be proud.
Sansa knows a fuccboi when she sees one.
He plays a vocally gifted Lannister soldier who Arya stumbles across in the woods. He and his fellow soldiers offer her some rabbit and blackberry wine. All in all, pretty chill.
“You think you're fooling anyone with that topknot?”
What does it all mean?! What is happening?!
Looks like that theory about Arya and the dagger is going to come true.
"Has she come yet? The Dragon Queen?" he asks Sam. We only see his (incredibly nasty) arm, but it looks like greyscale has taken its toll on him.
You get a stone dragon! And you get a stone dragon!
There's a new ruler in town.