16 Dad Jokes to Get You Through the Week
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Long week? It's OK — we have some dad jokes here to save the day. Whether they make you cringe or bust out laughing, there's no doubt that a quality dad joke is the best distraction. Keep reading, and then go bother your friends with these brilliant two-liners.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
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Did you hear about that new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu; you just get what you deserve.
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