Sometimes the South feels like its own little country. I was born and raised in North Carolina, where I spent Summers scraping clay off the sides of a creek to make pretend pottery and catching lightning bugs in mason jars when the sweltering sun finally set. I've been living on the West Coast for years now, but every time I go back home, the unique things about the South stand out to me even more. Why are all of these strangers talking to me at the grocery store? You really expect me to say yes ma'am and yes sir? And for the love of god, WHY IS IT SO HUMID? Here are some things — good, bad, and sometimes just plain weird — that only true Southerners can relate to.
Fine, we'd like a soda.
Gotta get bread and milk before that one inch of snow falls!
Lots of white dresses, lots of antiquated rules.
Sometimes you dream about them.
Do NOT, under any circumstances, get Texas and Carolina BBQ confused.
Or it was just fun to say as a kid.
You just wait it out it out about half an hour until the sun (and humidity) is back in full force.
And smiling to yourself about Summer love and simpler times.
It's 'Bama or Auburn. There is no in between.
" . . . it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie," but you definitely hear the song differently now than when you were a kid.
You've got your Lutherans, your Catholics, your Baptists, your Presbyterians, your Methodists . . . seriously the list goes on and on.