Jason Momoa With Short Hair Will Propel You Into a New Stratosphere of Thirst

The Jason Momoa that we all know and love is a giant man with tons of tattoos and long, tousled hair; strands that look like they could be conditioned with a mix of coconut oil and volcanic ash from the island of Maui and highlighted by a lovely sea salt and lemon spray. But there was a time — a time long ago, like 2000 — when Jason rocked a short haircut that really showed off his amazing eyes and distinctive eyebrows. After a period of wearing dreadlocks and a long ponytail, Jason went short again in 2013. We truly can't decide which length is more handsome, so we're just not going to. Sit down, take a deep breath, and scroll through these throwback snaps, then see how hot Jason looks when he's wearing glasses.

HEY THERE.

HEY THERE.

Wait, WHAT?

Wait, WHAT?

YOOOOOOO.

YOOOOOOO.

What in the HELL?!

What in the HELL?!

*Rubs eyes to make sure this isn't a mirage*

*Rubs eyes to make sure this isn't a mirage*

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DONE. Bye.

DONE. Bye.