We Cyberstalked the Hot Stripper From Rough Night So You Don't Have To
This month, the cinematic world finally has the chance to feast on Rough Night, a new female-driven comedy that kicks all of the ass. Sure, the film is filled with badass women, from Scarlett Johansson to Kate McKinnon. And sure, it makes a great statement about how powerful female friendship can be. Just for one second, though, we're going to get real shallow and talk about the hot male stripper who accidentally gets murdered by the bachelorette party gang. His name is Ryan Cooper, and not only is he a pretty fresh face in Hollywood, but he literally just possesses a fresh face. And smile. And body. And — you get the picture. Anyway, check out these hot pics of him.
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Here he is just casually sitting on the couch and smizing.
Oh, did you want a sunset selfie? Same.
Those are beautiful . . . throw pillows. Yes.
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But look: he's just as fine all dressed up too.
Just, like, eight more reasons to keep staring.
Raise your hand if you wish you were a puppy right now.*
*Like, more than usual.
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That smile!
Muscles AND ice cream. I REPEAT. MUSCLES AND ICE CREAM.
The audacity to take a picture like this and then post it. The. Audacity.
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Oh, we found his abs again! Missed them.
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Here they are in motion! A special treat.
This is EXACTLY what our forefathers fought for.
Don't give us that look. Please.
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Literally feels like staring into the sun. In the best way.
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