30 Times That '70s Show's Kelso Was the Coolest Dude in the Room

What we wouldn't give to see a feather-haired Ashton Kutcher in a pair of bell-bottoms again. The actor portrayed Michael Kelso for 183 episodes on That '70s Show, and we miss that goofy playboy. Kutcher turns 38 this weekend, and we're taking a trip down memory lane to remind ourselves why Kelso will always be the coolest — too bad he's taken by Jackie. (Just kidding, they're adorable.)

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Every time the credits roll and he's the most into it.
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Every time the credits roll and he's the most into it.

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When you're kind of scared by his laughter . . . but also comforted.
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When you're kind of scared by his laughter . . . but also comforted.

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When he's not afraid to show a little skin.
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When he's not afraid to show a little skin.

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When he does a great impression of David Bowie.
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When he does a great impression of David Bowie.

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This time he expertly utilizes props for theatrical effect.
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This time he expertly utilizes props for theatrical effect.

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When he's eternally, unflappably optimistic.
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When he's eternally, unflappably optimistic.

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Every time he enjoys a supersick burn.
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Every time he enjoys a supersick burn.

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Which is pretty much all the time.
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Which is pretty much all the time.

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He just loves them so much.
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He just loves them so much.

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This time he gets unexpectedly deep.
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This time he gets unexpectedly deep.

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Whenever his catlike gracefulness gets the best of him.
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Whenever his catlike gracefulness gets the best of him.

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When he just can't deal with Hyde anymore.
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When he just can't deal with Hyde anymore.

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This time he explains what Canadians are doing at any given time.
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This time he explains what Canadians are doing at any given time.

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When math forces him to disrobe.
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When math forces him to disrobe.

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Whenever he says the sweetest things to Jackie.
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Whenever he says the sweetest things to Jackie.

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When he proves to be an expert at the art of reading ladies.
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When he proves to be an expert at the art of reading ladies.

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When his laughter cannot be controlled.
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When his laughter cannot be controlled.

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When he admits that he's really just a big teddy bear.
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When he admits that he's really just a big teddy bear.

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When he gets excited talking about his favorite things.
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When he gets excited talking about his favorite things.

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And then when he actually sees them.
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And then when he actually sees them.

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When he gets into Business Kelso mode.
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When he gets into Business Kelso mode.

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When his attempt at reuniting with Eric is thwarted by Donna.
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When his attempt at reuniting with Eric is thwarted by Donna.

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When he celebrates a win with a little dance.
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When he celebrates a win with a little dance.

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Any time he gets a good idea.
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Any time he gets a good idea.

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When he confesses to somewhat gross secrets.
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When he confesses to somewhat gross secrets.

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When he compares himself to a condiment.
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When he compares himself to a condiment.

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When he finds joy in the small things.
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When he finds joy in the small things.