29 Quotes That Prove Bronn Is the Funniest — and Crudest — Man in Westeros

By Alessia Santoro

Updated on 8/12/2017 at 1:50 PM

No matter where your personal loyalties lie within the Game of Thrones universe, Bronn (Jerome Flynn), who has been a friend and ally to both Lannister brothers over the course of seven seasons, has easily been one of the best sources of comic relief in Westeros. From his snappy one-liners to his crude sarcasm, Bronn has always kept it real, for which we are eternally grateful.

Following the cliff-hanger ending of season seven's fourth episode, "The Spoils of War," we may be a little unsure of Bronn's fate, but for the sake of comedy, we really hope we haven't heard Bronn's last zinger just yet. Find some of our favorite Bronn quotes of all time ahead, and pray with us to the old gods and the new that there will be more to come.

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When He Takes One For the Tyrion/Bronn Team — HBO

When He Takes One For the Tyrion/Bronn Team

02

When He Voices Deep Questions About Dorne — HBO

When He Voices Deep Questions About Dorne

03

When He Challenges Jaime's Fighting Abilities — HBO

When He Challenges Jaime's Fighting Abilities

04

When He Conversely Supports Tyrion's Fighting Abilities — HBO

When He Conversely Supports Tyrion's Fighting Abilities

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When Jaime Shows Up Needing a Favor — HBO

When Jaime Shows Up Needing a Favor

06

When He Shows His Personable Side — HBO

When He Shows His Personable Side

"Ah, look at these two shining warriors: Ser Taryn Mant, and, uh . . . Ser Whosit of Whocares."

07

When He Gets Real About the Facts of Life — HBO

When He Gets Real About the Facts of Life

08

When He Isn't Afraid to Tease Jaime About His Hand — HBO

When He Isn't Afraid to Tease Jaime About His Hand

09

When He Gives Tyrion Life Advice — HBO

When He Gives Tyrion Life Advice

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When He Pokes Fun at Tyrion's Size — HBO

When He Pokes Fun at Tyrion's Size

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When He Turns Into a Badass Dragon Slayer . . . Kinda — HBO

When He Turns Into a Badass Dragon Slayer . . . Kinda

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When He Offers Tyrion Extra Help — HBO

When He Offers Tyrion Extra Help

"You pay me to kill people who bother you. Evil notions come free."

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When He Can't Hide His Annoyance at the Arrival of the Sand Snakes — HBO

When He Can't Hide His Annoyance at the Arrival of the Sand Snakes

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When He Chooses to See the Bright Side of a Snake Almost Killing Jaime — HBO

When He Chooses to See the Bright Side of a Snake Almost Killing Jaime

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When He Personifies His Previously Broken Nose — HBO

When He Personifies His Previously Broken Nose

"Don't feel sorry for him. He'll be halfway up your arse before the night's through."

16

When He's Coy About the Concept of Debts — HBO

When He's Coy About the Concept of Debts

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When He Suggests He Knows More Information About Cersei's Kids Than Previously Thought — HBO

When He Suggests He Knows More Information About Cersei's Kids Than Previously Thought

18

When He Gets Real About His Personal Security — HBO

When He Gets Real About His Personal Security

"If someone follows me without an invitation, I'm the last person they ever follow."

19

When He Professes His Love For Tyrion's Mind — HBO

When He Professes His Love For Tyrion's Mind

20

When He Encourages Tyrion to Stop Caring About What People Think of Him — HBO

When He Encourages Tyrion to Stop Caring About What People Think of Him

21

When He Teases Podrick's Abilities in the Bedroom — HBO

When He Teases Podrick's Abilities in the Bedroom

22

When He's Honest With Tyrion — HBO

When He's Honest With Tyrion

"I like you, pampered little sh*t that you are. I just like myself more."

23

When He Teases Jaime About Myrcella's Endeavours in Dorne — HBO

When He Teases Jaime About Myrcella's Endeavours in Dorne

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When He Badgers Podrick About Private Matters — HBO

When He Badgers Podrick About Private Matters

25

When He Banters With Tyrion About Money — HBO

When He Banters With Tyrion About Money

26

When He Challenges the Security of the Eyrie — HBO

When He Challenges the Security of the Eyrie

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When He Questions Jaime's Sparring Skills — HBO

When He Questions Jaime's Sparring Skills

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When He's Annoyed by Jaime's Good Looks — HBO

When He's Annoyed by Jaime's Good Looks

"The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account."

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When He Thinks to Teach Podrick an Important Lesson — HBO

When He Thinks to Teach Podrick an Important Lesson