29 Quotes That Prove Bronn Is the Funniest — and Crudest — Man in Westeros
No matter where your personal loyalties lie within the Game of Thrones universe, Bronn (Jerome Flynn), who has been a friend and ally to both Lannister brothers over the course of seven seasons, has easily been one of the best sources of comic relief in Westeros. From his snappy one-liners to his crude sarcasm, Bronn has always kept it real, for which we are eternally grateful.
Following the cliff-hanger ending of season seven's fourth episode, "The Spoils of War," we may be a little unsure of Bronn's fate, but for the sake of comedy, we really hope we haven't heard Bronn's last zinger just yet. Find some of our favorite Bronn quotes of all time ahead, and pray with us to the old gods and the new that there will be more to come.
When He Takes One For the Tyrion/Bronn Team
When He Voices Deep Questions About Dorne
When He Challenges Jaime's Fighting Abilities
When He Conversely Supports Tyrion's Fighting Abilities
When Jaime Shows Up Needing a Favor
When He Shows His Personable Side
"Ah, look at these two shining warriors: Ser Taryn Mant, and, uh . . . Ser Whosit of Whocares."
When He Gets Real About the Facts of Life
When He Isn't Afraid to Tease Jaime About His Hand
When He Gives Tyrion Life Advice
When He Pokes Fun at Tyrion's Size
When He Turns Into a Badass Dragon Slayer . . . Kinda
When He Offers Tyrion Extra Help
"You pay me to kill people who bother you. Evil notions come free."
When He Can't Hide His Annoyance at the Arrival of the Sand Snakes
When He Chooses to See the Bright Side of a Snake Almost Killing Jaime
When He Personifies His Previously Broken Nose
"Don't feel sorry for him. He'll be halfway up your arse before the night's through."
When He's Coy About the Concept of Debts
When He Suggests He Knows More Information About Cersei's Kids Than Previously Thought
When He Gets Real About His Personal Security
"If someone follows me without an invitation, I'm the last person they ever follow."
When He Professes His Love For Tyrion's Mind
When He Encourages Tyrion to Stop Caring About What People Think of Him
When He Teases Podrick's Abilities in the Bedroom
When He's Honest With Tyrion
"I like you, pampered little sh*t that you are. I just like myself more."
When He Teases Jaime About Myrcella's Endeavours in Dorne
When He Badgers Podrick About Private Matters
When He Banters With Tyrion About Money
When He Challenges the Security of the Eyrie
When He Questions Jaime's Sparring Skills
When He's Annoyed by Jaime's Good Looks
"The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account."