Everyone's Mind Is in the Gutter, Thanks to Jake Gyllenhaal in Spider-Man: Far From Home

This week, Marvel unveiled the trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home. The trailer itself is jam-packed with goodies: Samuel L. Jackson pops up as the notorious Nick Fury, Tom Holland is looking cuter than ever, we get an update on that release date . . . oh, and we get a very brief glimpse at Jake Gyllenhaal as the movie's villain, Mysterio. Reader, I am not exaggerating when I tell you Gyllenhaal is in the trailer for perhaps five seconds, maybe less. But apparently, that was all it took the get the internet on the thirsty train and yelling, "Choo-choo! Choo-choo!" Shortly after the trailer dropped, Twitter flooded with hilariously swooning tweets that we couldn't help but round up.