11 Curse Word Pillows From Etsy You're Going to F*cking Love

Updated on March 8, 2019 at 1:35 PM

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There's something so satisfying about cursing, whether you do it out in the open, under your breath, or just in your head. Often, and especially as parents, we find ourselves in situations where only the perfect swear word will do to really convey our thoughts and feelings. Crayon marks on the walls again? F*ck! Spilled milk all over the kitchen floor? Sh*t! Nobody wants to take a nap? Son of a b*tch! With so many expressive curse words and phrases to choose from, there's really no limit for your creativity. And did you know you can incorporate your love of curse words into your home decor? If you have older kids that can read, you may want to hide these curse word pillows in your bedroom, but if they're still oblivious, feel free to display these with pride (or, at least until guests come over). Not only will these pillows bring you joy every time you read them, they're also really f*cking pretty, too.

Fckity Fck Fck Fck Pillow

How many f*cks is too many? We say there's no such thing, and this F*ckity F*ck F*ck F*ck Pillow ($18) agrees.

F*ckity F*ck F*ck F*ck Pillow

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$18

Salty B*tch Pillow

Feeling salty about something? Let this hilarious and adorable Salty B*tch Pillow ($18) do the talking for you.

Salty B*tch Pillow

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$18

What F*ckery Is This? Pillow

This What F*ckery Is This? Pillow ($25) might just inspire your new favorite catchphrase.

What F*ckery Is This? Pillow

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$25

Please Go the F*ck Away

This Please Go the F*ck Away Pillow ($20) will make guests think twice before overstaying their welcome!

Please Go the F*ck Away Pillow

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$20

You Look Like Sh*t Sit Down Pillow

On the other hand, this You Look Like Sh*t Sit Down Pillow ($27) might encourage friends and family to stay a while — and for you to be brutally honest with them at the same time.

You Look Like Sh*t Sit Down Pillow

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$27

B*tch Please I'm a Unicorn Pillow

Just in case anyone forgot how unique you are, remind them with this B*tch Please I'm a Unicorn Pillow ($21).

B*tch Please I'm a Unicorn Pillow

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$21

Zero F*cks Given Pillow

Not only does this Zero F*cks Given Pillow ($26) tell people exactly how you feel, it's also meant to be colored in!

Zero F*cks Given Pillow

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$26

Sh*t Pillow

Sometimes it's best to get straight to the point, like this Sh*t Pillow ($18) does so eloquently.

Sh*t Pillow

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$18

Fck This Sht Pillow

When you've just had enough at the end of a long day, this F*ck This Sh*t Pillow ($23) is sure to help you relax.

F*ck This Sh*t Pillow

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$23

I F*cking Hate People Pillow

If you love to curse but also want to hide it from certain guests, this I F*cking Hate People Pillow ($24) lets you cover up the phrase with sequins!

I F*cking Hate People Pillow

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$24

Fresh Out of F*cks Pillow

If you're at your wits end, let out a scream in this Fresh Out of F*cks Pillow ($18).

Fresh Out of F*cks Pillow

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$18