13 Reusable Water Bottles For Eco-Friendly Moms Who F*cking Love Swear Words

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We're all in favor of staying hydrated via eco-friendly reusable water bottles, but tumblers decorated with corny sayings like "Live Laugh Love" and "Carpe Diem" simply won't do for us. We prefer a drinking vessel with a little more sass, and luckily, the internet is full of options. Online retailers like Etsy and Cafe Press sell tons of badass reusable bottles that feature some of our favorite four-letter expletives, and we seriously want every single one.

If you have a potty-mouthed BFF who always brings H2O to the gym, or a planet-saving, curse word-using mom who refuses to buy plastic water bottles in bulk, any of the profanely decorated reusable water bottles below would make the perfect holiday gift. The recipient will certainly shower you in a f*ck ton of "thank you's."

"F*ck" Water Bottle

"F*ck" Water Bottle

This "F*ck" Water Bottle ($22) was made for moms who are classy and sassy at the same damn time.

"Sentence Enhancers" Water Bottle

"Sentence Enhancers" Water Bottle

Moms who truly appreciate the therapeutic qualities of swearing need this incredible "Sentence Enhancers" Water Bottle ($17).

"Get Sh*t Done" Water Bottle

"Get Sh*t Done" Water Bottle

Calling all busy working mamas! Sipping water from this "Get Sh*t Done" Water Bottle ($20) will remind you to stay on track with your endless to-do list.

F-Bomb Symbol Water Bottle

F-Bomb Symbol Water Bottle

The F-Bomb Symbol Water Bottle ($17) proves you don't even have to spell out the entire expletive to get the same point across.

"Take No Sh*t" Tumbler

"Take No Sh*t" Tumbler

Don't let the cute heart shape deceive you — the "Take No Sh*t" Tumbler ($10) isn't here to mess around.

"Fresh Outta F*cks" Mason Jar Tumbler

"Fresh Outta F*cks" Mason Jar Tumbler

Simply sit back and sip from this "Fresh Outta F*cks" Mason Jar Tumbler ($12) when the clock strikes 5 p.m. on a Friday. Bonus points if it's secretly wine and not water.

"Hydrated AF" Water Bottle

"Hydrated AF" Water Bottle

Does your mom keep up with the hip lingo of the youths? This "Hydrated AF" Water Bottle ($18) has her name written all over it.

"I Do Not Spew Profanities" Tumbler

"I Do Not Spew Profanities" Tumbler

All classy badass ladies should be hydrating with this "I Do Not Spew Profanities" Tumbler ($13-17).

"Every Great Mom Says the F Word" Water Bottle

"Every Great Mom Says the F Word" Water Bottle

This "Every Great Mom Says the F Word" Water Bottle ($17) preaches the damn truth, am I right?

"Get Sh*t Done" Water Bottle

"Get Sh*t Done" Water Bottle

Whether you're hydrating in the office or at the gym, using this "Get Sh*t Done" Water Bottle ($15) will keep you motivated.

"Sexy as F*ck" Water Bottle

"Sexy as F*ck" Water Bottle

Any gym rat who lives by the phrase "screw the scale" should be using this "Sexy as F*ck" Water Bottle ($25).

"Fuck" Tumbler

"Fuck" Tumbler

This floral and striped "Fuck" Tumbler ($12) is as pretty as can be.