Popsugar Family Parenting Humor What Kids Say About Parents Private Parts Kids Say the Darnedest Things . . . About Their Parents' Private Parts July 28, 2017 by Rebecca Gruber View On One Page Photo 18 of 25 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 18 "My two and a half year old daughter walked in on me putting a tampon in and says, 'Mommy why you putting a banana in your bum?' Cringe! I had no words!" Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting Humor