Deep-Fried Oreo Pizza Exists, and I'm 99% Sure This Is What They Serve in Heaven

You may want to grab a napkin, dear reader, because what we're about to expose your precious eyes to may induce heavy drooling. While scouring the depths of Instagram at 1 a.m., as one does, I randomly went down a pizza-related rabbit hole to discover the most glorious gastronomic masterpiece I've ever encountered: deep-fried Oreo pizza. Yes, you read that correctly: deep-fried Oreo pizza. Just sit back and let that sink in for a moment.

This epic, over-the-top 'za hails from the geniuses at Krave It, a comfort food joint in Queens, NY. To make this circular piece of heaven, the chefs first batter, deep-fry, and halve a handful of Oreos before placing them on top of cheese-covered dough. The pizza is then baked and sprinkled with Oreo crumbles and powdered sugar. Um, so, are you covered in drool yet or . . . ?

Although simply typing the words "deep-fried Oreo pizza" in succession has my arteries begging for mercy, there's no denying I'd try this stuff in a heartbeat, as I'm a hardcore advocate for mixing sweet and salty any chance I can. If you don't live in the New York area or have a trip to the Big Apple in the books, this stuff luckily seems pretty easy to make in the comfort of your own kitchen. Before you roll up your sleeves and start crushing Oreos, read on to get up close and personal with the picture-perfect treat of your dreams to see what it looks like in real life.

Behold, the sheer perfection.

May or may not have just attempted to eat my screen.

*Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" plays softly in the background*

Oh, did we mention that Krave It also sells a pizza covered in cheeseburgers?

That dog is literally me the first time I saw this pizza.

*heavy breathing*

Pardon me while I catch the next bus to Queens.