14 Profane Wine Glasses For Merlot-Loving Ladies Who Swear Like a F*cking Sailor

This hand-painted "F*ck" Wine Glass ($14) can be personalized. Talk about f*cking awesome customer service, am I right?

You can order this stemless "Classy as F*ck" Wine Glass ($8) with any colored lettering your heart desires — including neon and glittery options!

Ah, yes, the "Zero F*cks Today" Wine Glass ($10). Synonyms include: the Friday at 5 p.m. Wine Glass.

The "Abso-f*cking-lutely" Wine Glass ($15) was made for downing Merlot at 8 p.m. after your toddler asks you to read them yet another bedtime story.

If you're feeling extra classy and sh*t, you can order the censored version of this glorious "Fresh Outta F*cks" Wine Glass ($12).

This "I Do Not Spew Profanities" Wine Glass ($9-$10) features my ultimate life motto.

If you really just want to sip your vino in peace, drinking it from this "I'm Not Always a B*tch" Wine Glass ($18) will get the message across loud and clear.

This "Be Jolly & Sh*t" Wine Glass ($12) is so f*ckin' cute, I'd gladly use it well past the holiday season.

Even if you had the best damn day of your life, it's totally acceptable to fill this "F*ck It" Wine Glass ($10) to the top level.

Sip your Pinot Noir from this "Spec-f*cking-tacular" Wine Glass ($15) after a fan-f*cking-tastic day at work.

In case you need something to really profess your love for swear words, this "F*ckity F*ck" Wine Glass ($10) should do the trick.

This "F*ck Off" Wine Glass ($10) was made for antisocial wine-lovers who just want to chug their Pinot Noir alone.

Well, this "F*ck Politeness" Wine Glass ($12) sums things up quite nicely, don't you think?

I'm 99 percent sure you're required to drink from this "Classy as F*ck" Wine Glass ($12) with your pinky up.