In Case Trump Wins, This Dating Site Will Match You With a Canadian So You Can Escape

As the possibility of He Who Must Not Be Named winning presidency scarily becomes more and more realistic, the idea to flee to Canada has also become more appealing. While many Americans are only joking about an escape (kind of), one dating website called Maple Match is making dreams come true. In the case that You Know Who does become the next POTUS, the site will match an American with a Canadian partner for a chance at love and refuge. The online form asks you to fill in basic information including your name, age, zip code, and gender, and you'll be put on the waiting list after hitting "save me from the madness" at the end.

With the best Ruffles flavor, the cutest prime minister, and hotties like Ryan Gosling, Canada does sound pretty good, eh?