The Cartoon Network's cult comedy Adventure Time is absurd, fantastical, and totally silly — but we wouldn't have it any other way. In a kingdom far, far away called Ooo, Finn the Human and his talking dog Jake are two companions forever bonded by their totally mathematical sense of humor and thirst for adventure.
Needless to say, the coming-of-age, grown-up-meets-cartoon-comedy series has a special place in our rhombus-shaped hearts. So for all of Finn and Jake's superfans, we've rounded up algebraic Adventure Time gifts that'll make any adventurer want to do the science dance.
It's Fionna, our favorite gender-swap alternate, as an adorable Vinyl Pop! figurine ($13).
The forever love between Jake and Finn is best described by the quote on this phone case ($25, originally $35) for iPhone or Galaxy devices.
Catch up with all the third-season fun of The Cartoon Network's number one comedy show ($27). The 26 miniepisodes shed light on Ice King's backstory, introduce Fionna and Cake, and much more.
Lounge in the lap of luxury with these Finn and Jake bathrobes ($45 each). They're superplush and come with character hoods!
Mimobot's mathematical thumb drives (starting at $20) with 8GB of storage are preloaded with tons of Adventure Time digital freebies. There's a too-cute-to-compute BMO version, too.
What can't BMO do? If she's your favorite character, rep your love with this dress ($40).
Play as Ice King's crown, Princess Bubblegum, LSP, Jake, Finn, or a tree trunk in the amazing Ooo-ified Adventure Time Monopoly ($40).
Rock Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, and Ice King on your fingers with nail decals ($5) that will look great over white polish.
Adventure awaits! Don't ever leave home without this green backpack ($60), which includes a discreet version of Finn's hat that unfolds from a secret pocket.
Make your own totally tote-able Adventure Time keychain set with a step-by-step tutorial and PDF pattern ($9) delivered via email within 24 hours.
Carry all your geeky goods in this canvas 8-bit Finn and Jake tote ($22), made from 100 percent postindustrial recycled cotton.
The New York-based company Poketo teamed up with four different artists to bring Adventure Time fans unique, amazing illustrations based on the show. The illustrations can be found on Poketo's wallets ($20 each), which come in many different designs.
These laser-cut rings ($7 each), made of acrylic, are minimalist, but their shapes can't be mistaken for anything other than Jake and Finn.
Between the many bladed weapons (gold, root, and pink jewel — to name a few) Finn has used to protect himself in the Land of Ooo, he has never wielded a sword made of Jake, like the one shown in this framed art print ($38) by Melissa Smith.