You're Not Crazy — This Dude Looks Exactly Like Snape
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After all of that hullabaloo with Voldemort and Dumbledore, Severus Snape was supposed to have died . . . but it seems that he's taken on a Muggle alias and moonlights as an American Airlines gate agent instead. When the airline posted on Facebook about their Snape-doppelgänger employee, David Dolci, Harry Potter fans simply could not handle their favorite character's reemergence. Check out some of the funniest meme reactions to this half-blood prince gate agent ahead. In the words of Severus Snape, "Five frequent flyer points from Gryffindor."
(Cue Hermione waving her hand in the air.)
"Turn out your pockets . . . the TSA scanners will detect Marauder's Maps."
Looks like we'll be learning about werewolves on this trip.
"I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is baggage scanning."
"Now what would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing flying on a day like this?"
"I have had it with these motherf*cking Snapes on this motherf*cking plane!"
"Your father was a SWINE — he tried to carry on oversize luggage instead of check it at the gate."
The proper term is "flight wizard attendant."
The same goes for silly incantations.