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Stand up straight and laugh like you've never laughed before.
On the bright side, no line at Starbucks.
You don't even like that person.
OK, so you drove to the ice cream store. Whatever.
That girl from sales totally stole your lunch right from the fridge.
Someone out there is ALWAYS having a worse hair day than you.
You're prettier than she is, anyway.
Don't even give them the time of day, honey.
Not everything needs to be "great" all the time.
Everyone will appreciate your talents more when you're well-fed.
There's always FaceTime!
Maybe back away from the ice cream store . . . every day except for Friday.
Or hot chocolate. Let's be real.
Will I? WILL I?
Let's settle for Netflix.
It's not your fault lettuce wilts so quickly.
But then you realize that if they call you, you won't know not to answer.
How DARE they.
You'll feel better tomorrow.
F*ck that guy.