I've had a crush on Jeff Goldblum since 1993, when the original Jurassic Park movie blew everyone's minds. Few of my fellow high school classmates shared my affinity for Jeff, who was hardly a teen heartthrob. But in recent years, Jeff Goldblum has experienced a renaissance, and I couldn't be happier. Turns out, there are legions of fans who've been fostering a decades-long crush on Jeff Goldblum, and the actor is embracing it. Jeff's daring fashion sense, unique vocal stylings, hypnotic hand gestures, and silver-fox status have made him a viral Internet phenomenon — particularly in 2018. Here's a look back at the year in Jeff Goldblum.
Not really. He was just participating in a press conference for Isle of Dogs.
At an Isle of Dogs screening in March, Jeff demonstrated his ability to rock a pinky ring.
This was for an Isle of Dogs screening in March, but who cares where it was. JEFF IS HOLDING A PUPPY.
Jeff teamed up with Vice in April to realize his ASMR destiny: a video featuring his signature purr on a loop for 10 hours.
In May, Jeff wore a fresh springtime ensemble to the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom photocall in London.
In June, Jeff appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live while pulling off a very loud shirt and serenading us with a dirty French ditty.
In June, Jeff Goldblum received a long-overdue star alongside his wife, Emilie Livingston Goldblum, and his two kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. How cute are their matching yellow pants?
Jeff went with a mostly monochromatic look at the Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom premiere in June.
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park, NOW TV erected a 25-foot sculpture of Jeff Goldblum lounging in all his bare-chested glory near Tower Bridge in London.
Jeff looked like the best dressed man in Venice at a photocall for The Mountain.
Few men can pull off an all-white tuxedo look like Jeff did at the Venice Film Festival in August.
And a sparkly shirt, and a sparkly tie, at the GQ Men of the year Awards in September.
Ahead of the release of his jazz album, The Capitol Studios Sessions, Jeff casually played the Sir Elton John piano in London's St Pancras train station in September.
I'm not sure how I feel about this look, but I respect it.
Jeff was spotted out and about in Los Angeles in October in this getup. Honestly, between the pointy shoes and the animal-print pants, this outfit shouldn't work, but it does.
Jeff made a fedora look cool in Los Angeles in November.
A finally, the grande finale. In December, James Corden declared his love for Jeff with Thank U, Jeff, a parody of Arianna Grande's "Thank U, Next" video. Be sure to watch until the end when Jeff inquires, "That journal . . . you compiled that?"