Jeff Goldblum Sang About Erections in French, and I Need a Cold Shower STAT

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Just when we thought it wasn't physically possible to be any more attracted to Jeff Goldblum than we already are, he went ahead and took our obsession to the next effing level. The actor recently stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to chat about his penchant for jazz music and his upcoming role in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom when he got on the topic of how his wife and two children speak French around the house, despite the fact that he doesn't know how to.

Jeff told Jimmy that he does, however, know one thing in French: a "dirty" song related to — what else? — erections. "I probably can't say it," he admitted before immediately proceeding to sing the ballad aloud anyway. Watch the 65-year-old stud show off his French singing skills, and you'll likely be left reaching for a tall glass of ice water.