Beware: These New Walking Dead Pictures Have Grave Implications

By Ryan Roschke

This week, we got a cryptic new look at the rest of The Walking Dead's seventh season. In a large handful of photos posted to the show's official Facebook page, we get an up-close look at a bunch of seemingly innocuous objects: a big hole, a bunch of rubber ducks, a handful of peanuts, the list goes on. There is, of course, the chance that AMC is giving us very subtle hints about what's to come, but considering how the show frustratingly tells one story per episode and teased Glenn's dumpster death for weeks, we wouldn't be surprised if this was just some light fun at our expense. Since we have the distinct feeling we're getting trolled, we thought we'd have some of our own fun in trying to "interpret" them.

01

A Lone Walker

Um, hello? Excuse me? Is this the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

02

A Shadowy Stand-Off

Looks like Rick will really cement his bond with The Kingdom and Hilltop, if you catch our drift.

03

A Giant Hole

This comes with "grave" insinuations. You know? YOU KNOW?

04

Just a Bunch of Nuts and an Ominous Tool

I guess it must be hammer time.

05

A Long-Dead Rotted Walker

This is what it feels like to be on minute 89 of a very slow 90-minute episode of The Walking Dead.

06

An Upside-Down Pail

Perhaps someone will . . . kick the bucket this season.

07

Four Melons

This is because Daryl and Carol simply cantaloupe while they're in two entirely different communities.

08

A Bloody Handprint

Someone's going to be caught red-handed, and not in a good way.

09

Literally a Bunch of Peanuts in a Dust Pan

We'd make the obvious "thing are going to be nuts" joke, but we're trying to figure out more refined ways to crack your hard, unimpressed exterior.

10

A Sort of Hodge-Podge Flashlight

Let's hope Negan didn't take all the batteries.

11

A Bicycle

Oh look, Daryl got a new bike!

12

A Bunch of Rubber Ducks

These are literally sitting ducks and we can't think of a more on-the-nose metaphor for Rick's weaponless community.

13

A Bundle of Dynamite

Either Eugene figured out how to make more than bullets, or someone has a line in on Wile E. Coyote's Acme contact.