New York's Hottest Club Is in This List of Stefon's Funniest Moments From SNL

Seth's looking for places for wholesome Summer fun in New York City, but instead, Stefon tells us all about a club with DJ Baby Bok Choy. As to who that is, watch the clip . . . or use your imagination.

Stefon's back with Autumn activities in New York City, this time starting with the Meatpacking hot spot Trash. Needless to say, we're not quite getting pumpkin patches and apple orchards here.

Seth's looking for a romantic place to take his girlfriend and doesn't think that the hot club "Booooooooof" (yes, really with nine Os) is a good idea. This is much to Stefon's disappointment because, as we know, he has feelings for Seth.

Looking for places to take your mom in New York City on Mother's Day? Stefon doesn't quite have the most wholesome suggestions, starting off the segment with the city's hottest club *guttural thrusting sound*, a bicurious beach party created by Baloney Danza.

Stefon tells Seth about a big Halloween blowout and introduces his guest to the event, New York's hottest male model, Derek Zoolander. Yes, we really do see Ben Stiller, and yes, he is just as ridiculous as Stefon.

It's a Christmas-themed Weekend Update! Stefon introduces us to local entrepreneurs in NYC, such as Hanukkah cartoon character Menorah the Explorer, who donates the proceeds of his club to "flaccid outreach group Doctors Without Boners."

This isn't strictly a Weekend Update segment or even a sketch, but Stefon plus Katy Perry and Robyn is a pretty great combination. Stefon makes the promo that much more hilarious, and we can only wonder what the three of them do together in New York's hottest clubs.

In this segment about Halloween events, Stefon takes us through his hilarious Oct. 31 routine: he wakes up at 7 at night, goes home, showers, and feeds his dog, Bark Ruffalo. But the best part is when he details *makes beastly noise* a club in an abandoned whitefish factory in Little Israel that he hits up, which has everything: ghosts, ghouls, goblins, and his son.

Stefon loses us and Seth at New York's hottest club, "Your Mother and I Are Separating." It's a burned-down Red Lobster with everything: a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, a sensible dinner, and those shoes that nurses wear. Plus, Stefon's Donald Duck having a Vietnam nightmare impression . . . is really something.

This is not a drill, because Seth and Stefon KISS FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME HERE. That's it. That's the recap. Oh, and Stefon talks about hot Spring break features such as "Wee Little Baby" and human Roombas, we guess.

It's Hader's last Weekend Update as a cast member, so of course it is emotional and utterly off the rails. Most memorable moment? When Seth crashes Stefon's wedding and punches his groom, Anderson Cooper. There's a huge "Aww" moment at the end when Seth and Stefon give each other the sweetest of death hugs.

Stefon's back, baby! As Hader returns to his SNL home to host, Stefon yet again gives the hottest Autumn tips, but this time with Michael Che and Colin Jost (or, as he refers to them, Barack and Mitt). The best moment is when he announces his and Seth's huge family news: they're pregnant!

For SNL's special 40th anniversary episode, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Jane Curtin introduce us to classic characters, such as Stefon. Edward Norton portrays Stefon at first, telling us all about the hot club Yank! The real Stefon, i.e. Hader, comes in and gives him some pointers, including how to make a teepee for his secrets.

Hader's back hosting again, so of course Stefon's going to give us the names of the hottest clubs to hit up on St. Patrick's Day. Our favorite bit here has to be when John Mulaney (who cocreated Stefon's character) pops up as Shy, Stefon's lawyer who's an attorney and a conceptual piss artist. And yes, it's pretty obvious that Mulaney will undoubtedly make Hader break character just like that.