36 Emotions That Coursed Through Your Veins During Game of Thrones This Week
After the action-packed season premiere of Game of Thrones, we knew things would only get more intense in the weeks to come. Yet we still weren't prepared for every insane thing that came with episode two. Going into the week, we were wondering: what gift would Euron bring Cersei? Is Jon Snow going to get all that dragonglass that happens to be under Daenerys's throne at Dragonstone? We got some answers and a whole lot of blood this week — and a couple butts, too. Let's review the wild roller coaster of emotions we rode during that gripping hour.
When It's a Dark and Stormy Night and Everything Is Dramatic AF
When Dany Is Literally About to Murder Varys
And Then She's Like, "If You Betray Me, I'll Burn You Alive"
The Deleted Scene From When Melisandre Shows Up at Dragonstone
When Missandei Says the Princess That Was Promised Is Totally a Thing
When Melisandre Is Like, "Ask Jon Snow What He's Been Through"
When Dany Decides to Summon Jon Snow to "Meet His Queen"
When Cersei and Jaime Lannister Are Trash-Talking Daenerys
When Jorah Is, Like, Half-Covered in Greyscale
When Cersei Hangs Out With That Huge-Ass Dragon Skull
When She Tests Out That Huge Dragon-Killing Spear
When Everyone Gets on Board With Daenerys to Take Down Cersei
And Olenna Tells Daenerys She's a Dragon and Not a Lamb
When Grey Worm and Missandei Confess Their Love and Make Out
When You See Missandei's Cute Butt
AND THEN YOU SEE GREY WORM'S CUTE BUTT
And Then Missandei and Grey Worm Get DOWN
When Samwell Decides to Try to Cure Jorah's Greyscale
Which Entails Getting Him Very, Very Drunk
And SLICING OFF HIS INFECTED SKIN
When the Scene Transitions Are, Like, Really Crazy For Some Reason
Did that vagina just turn into a book?! Did that greyscale wound just turn into a MEAL?!
When Jon Snow Says He's Going to Meet Daenerys
When Jon Snow Gives the North to Sansa While He's Gone
When Littlefinger Joins Jon Snow in the Crypt
When He Mentions Sansa and Jon Snow's Like, "Do NOT"
When Nymeria Reunites With Arya
But Then She Decides Not to Go Back to the North
But Then Arya Says It's Actually Not Nymeria Anyway
When Ellaria Sand Seduces Yara Greyjoy
And Theon's Awkwardly Standing There Like ". . ."
When Euron Greyjoy Launches a Sneak Attack on the Iron Fleet
When Tons of Ships Are Just Bursting Into Flames and Everything Is Fire
When Basically Everyone Is Either on Fire or Dying
And Euron's Like, "Come Give Your Uncle a Kiss"
And Then He Captures Yara and Theon Runs Away
When It Looks Like Ellaria Is Dead as Hell
Like, that was her speared on the front of the ship, right?!