36 Emotions That Coursed Through Your Veins During Game of Thrones This Week

By Ryan Roschke

Updated on 7/27/2017 at 11:20 AM

After the action-packed season premiere of Game of Thrones, we knew things would only get more intense in the weeks to come. Yet we still weren't prepared for every insane thing that came with episode two. Going into the week, we were wondering: what gift would Euron bring Cersei? Is Jon Snow going to get all that dragonglass that happens to be under Daenerys's throne at Dragonstone? We got some answers and a whole lot of blood this week — and a couple butts, too. Let's review the wild roller coaster of emotions we rode during that gripping hour.

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When It's a Dark and Stormy Night and Everything Is Dramatic AF — Fox

When It's a Dark and Stormy Night and Everything Is Dramatic AF

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When Dany Is Literally About to Murder Varys — CBS

When Dany Is Literally About to Murder Varys

03

And Then She's Like, "If You Betray Me, I'll Burn You Alive" — HBO

And Then She's Like, "If You Betray Me, I'll Burn You Alive"

04

The Deleted Scene From When Melisandre Shows Up at Dragonstone — Universal Pictures

The Deleted Scene From When Melisandre Shows Up at Dragonstone

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When Missandei Says the Princess That Was Promised Is Totally a Thing — Fox

When Missandei Says the Princess That Was Promised Is Totally a Thing

06

When Melisandre Is Like, "Ask Jon Snow What He's Been Through" — BBC

When Melisandre Is Like, "Ask Jon Snow What He's Been Through"

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When Dany Decides to Summon Jon Snow to "Meet His Queen" — Comedy Central

When Dany Decides to Summon Jon Snow to "Meet His Queen"

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When Cersei and Jaime Lannister Are Trash-Talking Daenerys — The CW

When Cersei and Jaime Lannister Are Trash-Talking Daenerys

09

When Jorah Is, Like, Half-Covered in Greyscale — NBC

When Jorah Is, Like, Half-Covered in Greyscale

10

When Cersei Hangs Out With That Huge-Ass Dragon Skull — BBC

When Cersei Hangs Out With That Huge-Ass Dragon Skull

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When She Tests Out That Huge Dragon-Killing Spear — NBC

When She Tests Out That Huge Dragon-Killing Spear

12

When Everyone Gets on Board With Daenerys to Take Down Cersei — Disney

When Everyone Gets on Board With Daenerys to Take Down Cersei

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And Olenna Tells Daenerys She's a Dragon and Not a Lamb — Logo TV

And Olenna Tells Daenerys She's a Dragon and Not a Lamb

14

When Grey Worm and Missandei Confess Their Love and Make Out — Fox

When Grey Worm and Missandei Confess Their Love and Make Out

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When You See Missandei's Cute Butt — AMC

When You See Missandei's Cute Butt

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AND THEN YOU SEE GREY WORM'S CUTE BUTT — ABC

AND THEN YOU SEE GREY WORM'S CUTE BUTT

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And Then Missandei and Grey Worm Get DOWN — Logo TV

And Then Missandei and Grey Worm Get DOWN

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When Samwell Decides to Try to Cure Jorah's Greyscale — Netflix

When Samwell Decides to Try to Cure Jorah's Greyscale

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Which Entails Getting Him Very, Very Drunk — NBC

Which Entails Getting Him Very, Very Drunk

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And SLICING OFF HIS INFECTED SKIN — The CW

And SLICING OFF HIS INFECTED SKIN

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When the Scene Transitions Are, Like, Really Crazy For Some Reason — Searchlight Pictures

When the Scene Transitions Are, Like, Really Crazy For Some Reason

Did that vagina just turn into a book?! Did that greyscale wound just turn into a MEAL?!

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When Jon Snow Says He's Going to Meet Daenerys — Disney

When Jon Snow Says He's Going to Meet Daenerys

23

When Jon Snow Gives the North to Sansa While He's Gone — NBC

When Jon Snow Gives the North to Sansa While He's Gone

24

When Littlefinger Joins Jon Snow in the Crypt — Paramount Pictures

When Littlefinger Joins Jon Snow in the Crypt

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When He Mentions Sansa and Jon Snow's Like, "Do NOT" — NBC

When He Mentions Sansa and Jon Snow's Like, "Do NOT"

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When Nymeria Reunites With Arya — Cartoon Network

When Nymeria Reunites With Arya

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But Then She Decides Not to Go Back to the North — Fox

But Then She Decides Not to Go Back to the North

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But Then Arya Says It's Actually Not Nymeria Anyway — Comedy Central

But Then Arya Says It's Actually Not Nymeria Anyway

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When Ellaria Sand Seduces Yara Greyjoy — TBS

When Ellaria Sand Seduces Yara Greyjoy

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And Theon's Awkwardly Standing There Like ". . ." — The CW

And Theon's Awkwardly Standing There Like ". . ."

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When Euron Greyjoy Launches a Sneak Attack on the Iron Fleet — Comedy Central

When Euron Greyjoy Launches a Sneak Attack on the Iron Fleet

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When Tons of Ships Are Just Bursting Into Flames and Everything Is Fire — Nickelodeon

When Tons of Ships Are Just Bursting Into Flames and Everything Is Fire

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When Basically Everyone Is Either on Fire or Dying — Warner Bros.

When Basically Everyone Is Either on Fire or Dying

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And Euron's Like, "Come Give Your Uncle a Kiss" — Paramount Pictures

And Euron's Like, "Come Give Your Uncle a Kiss"

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And Then He Captures Yara and Theon Runs Away — Lifetime

And Then He Captures Yara and Theon Runs Away

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When It Looks Like Ellaria Is Dead as Hell — Warner Bros.

When It Looks Like Ellaria Is Dead as Hell

Like, that was her speared on the front of the ship, right?!